Rubik's Cube

I guess I haven't had enough with my trip down memory lane yet. LOL

This is some EXCELLENT advice from an old friend. Enjoy......

Remember when two of the most popular games on Earth were tests of your intelligence? Tetris and Rubik's cube. I've always dominated Tetris like Putin rocks the Kremlin. I'm that good, but up until now I've never figured out that infernal cube. Until now. Amaze your friends with this one:

How to solve a Rubik's cube in world record time.

These are painless, easy steps, and you will impress everyone to no end.

Step 1: Purchase cube.

Step 2: Take home.

Step 3: Take out of wrapper.

Step 4: Set on desk.

Step 5: Tell passers by that you have solved the cube, for evidence, hold up the cube and show them.

That's the trick of it all. If you can exert enough self discipline to not touch the cube, you have solved it. It comes solved.

This cube is a metaphor for life.

Or an instruction manual.

If you have the required discipine not to fuck the cube up, you have solved it. The cube only gets as fucked up as you make it. It comes to you in a state of perfect being, and all you ever do is undo the mistakes you have put into it.

You win the game by undoing your own mistakes.

Are you listening to me? Is this clear enough to all of you?

To recap, the cube is you.

You come into life perfect in every way.

The only one who screws it up is you.

The game is to undo your own mistakes to get back to a state of perfection.

If you have the discipline to never fuck it up in the first place, you are the smartest man alive. And the Ska Brothers will vouch for you.

If you ever repost or resend one of my blogs to people, this is the one.

-- Johnny Ska, of the Ska Brothers

Cheers, to fixing mistakes, and not fucking up the cube ;-)